she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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