apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Randomize
