Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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