theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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