PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
My Sexting was not on an AP level
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
