then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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