How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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