You made me cry and you don't even care
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
my liver is dry heaving
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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