I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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