The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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