happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I could fuck to npr.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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