I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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