You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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