so that wasnt chicken after all
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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