So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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