I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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