at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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