I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
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