she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
she pinky promised me she was 18
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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