Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
