dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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