Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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