Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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