did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
