He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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