I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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