I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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