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i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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