You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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