I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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