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(614): View more from Ohio

That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life

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(716): View more from New York

i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave

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(818): View more from California

Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old

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(269): View more from Michigan

Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"

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(740): View more from Ohio

We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk

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(845): View more from New York

Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.

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(415): View more from California

I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT

(707): View more from California

I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.

(415): View more from California

I effort

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(281): View more from Texas

He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?

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