I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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