Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
another moral hangover. fuck.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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