Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Rumble strips road head = magical
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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