wat bout pragnant strippers??
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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