If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
