So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
