she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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