Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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