After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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