Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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