Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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