i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Princesses don't give blow jobs
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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