She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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