Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Someone shit on the floor
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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