She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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