I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Randomize
