Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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