Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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