You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
4 words: hood of his car
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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