I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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