We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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