And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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