i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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